When your simple well planned lesson goes off the rails, that is when the real teaching begins. This is like a composite of some of my weirder preschool circle time moments. Just when you think you’ve tactfully navigated the woods without giving out too much information and not providing disinformation some sweet faced little angle says, “Crack whore”. At least you can teach them to pronounce the other two words correctly. One 4 year old in my class kept calling his classmates prostitudes. When I asked him why he chose that word he said he thought it meant they dressed funny.